Highly Entertaining Synopses

I was recently sent the URLs to synopses for four allegedly forthcoming novels and one diet book. I feel certain that my readers will want to look at each and every one of them!
The Wail of the Wombat
The Scandal of the Ungentlemanly Cavalier
The Amazing Moa Murder Mystery
Curse of the Chihuahua Woman
The Bread and Water Diet