Get Your Giant Ant Ashtray Here! Going, Going, Gone!
I'd say that this cements our realization that not all superior salespeople are fast-talking extroverts.
Then again, how often do you get the chance to buy an ashtray shaped like a giant ant? Even nonsmokers might be tempted by an object like that. (One wonders who donated this remarkable item in the first place, and what part of the ant holds the ashes.)